I read an article about a man who had an argument with his mum, then in a fit of anger shot off his own face.
Wow, I don’t know what it was about, but that must have been some argument.
Not surprisingly, his face ended up a terrible mess.
But, thanks to the amazing feats that a surgical team can perform nowadays, he’s had a face transplant and looks okay now.
I was expecting a kind of Mr Potato Head situation where they’d cobbled together different facial features and turned him into some sort of Frankenstein.
I imagine his mum is pleased that everything has turned out all right.
But I bet she never complains again about the way that he stacks the dishwasher.