My favourite showbiz story of the week concerns the honeymoon of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and how the media have totally over-egged this pudding.
After marrying in a French chateau, they honeymooned on the island of Gozo off Malta.
The national press claimed they were paying islanders $200,000 to leave their properties so the couple could have the island to themselves.
What a load of nonsense! Firstly the island has 35,000 inhabitants and secondly, it was only a bar and a restaurant they asked not to open that were paid.
If the rumours are true about the Pitts’ plans for a winter break on Hayling, islanders will be quids in!