Is Sly morphing into his own Madame Tussauds waxwork?

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I went to the cinema to see The Expendables 2 over the weekend and was left with one big question – what has happened to Sylvester Stallone’s face?

It took me a long time to understand that it wasn’t the whisky I’d drunk that was causing confusion, that it was indeed his real face.

I don’t know if he’s had surgery, his face was so caked in make-up that he couldn’t move it or he’d shaved off his eyebrows and had them repainted on in the wrong position.

He just looked plain odd, as if (as my husband pointed out) he had a Bo’ Selecta face on instead of his real one.

Maybe he is morphing into his own waxwork for Madame Tussauds? Whatever’s happening, it plain interfered with my enjoyment of the movie.