I have a confession to make. Somehow I’ve gained a stone in the past month.
Could it be the result of the giant Lindt chocolate bunny I wolfed down? Hmmm.
I’m tempted to scoff his five siblings hiding amongst the lettuce in the fridge and begin a new diet on Monday.
I’ve taken to glancing down at my tummy and pinching my midriff to try to snap myself out of a self-pitying strop.
I’ve also taken the bunny by the ears and enrolled myself in a circuit training course at the gym.
Afterwards I’m exhausted and my sweatiquette is pretty bad. But I leave on a high,the buzz is immense and it sure beats slobbing out on the sofa with the chocolate version of Watership Down any day.
We’ll just see how long it lasts!?