This is an announcement from all the men in the world to their female partners.
Stop asking us to help you fold any fitted bed sheets – it’s a pointless waste of time.
We can’t comprehend how to fold something that has got elastic in it.
Stop asking us to help fold these elasticated fitted bed sheets, because we simply can’t comprehend something that’s such an unusual shape
If you have a bed sheet without elastic then that’s fine, we’re very happy to help because we know how to fold things into proper oblong shapes.
But stop asking us to help fold these elasticated fitted bed sheets, because we simply can’t comprehend something that’s such an unusual shape.
Last week saw the 10th anniversary of YouTube co-founder Jawed Karim uploading the first video to the file-sharing website.
Interestingly, it’s not the most watched video on the site.
Apparently, the most watched is one of a hilarious cat doing a funny Gangnam Style dance to a Justin Bieber track while Katy Perry watches…!
So, reports out recently are claiming that taking too many vitamins can increase your risk of becoming seriously ill, with a host of various conditions including heart disease.
Right, that’s it!
There’s now officially nothing left in the world that we can put in our mouths that won’t give us some illness or another!
If even vitamins are bad for our health, we may as well just give up.
This comes on top of former Dempsey and Makepeace actress Glynis Barber saying that she stays healthy by avoiding water.
I’ve got news for you, Glynis. The average human being is 65 per cent water. If you avoid water, you will die. Without water, we’d be reduced to dust!
Now, can we have some slightly less annoying health news, please?
Beause I reckon stories like these are likely to give me a heart attack… assuming that all the vitamins I take don’t give me one first, of course.