Good old X Factor has finished and it's still causing a storm.
This glorified karaoke contest drew in 19 million viewers and was priceless.
Performances by Christina Aguilera and Rihanna, showing too much flesh for some, were fine for me.
But what many didn't pick up on were One Direction's comments.
On Saturday night, 17-year-old Niall Horan was heard shouting 'let's get hammered' after finding out they were through to the final. That's illegal, isn't it?
And did you lip-read what was said to winner Matt Cardle by another of the lads, Harry Styles, right at the end?
Let's just say that Mrs Slocombe's cat would not be amused!