It’s mad how some people think Covid is a conspiracy | Rick Jackson

Now time to immunise the population, no mean feat considering two doses are required for any of the vaccines available.

I don’t think the logistics will be the problem. With the help of the military, the logistics will be conquered and I think Health Secretary Matt Hancock is correct, normality could return in the spring.

In fact for me, the only thing that could hold up our return to normality are anti-vaxxers or people who refuse to have the jab.

These will be the people who will keep us at risk of infection, who will stop our progression of the human race.

Think of all the horrible diseases that have been virtually eradicated over the years. Polio, rubella, measles, Diphtheria, the list goes on. Covid-19, the biggest threat to our civilisation since the Second World World War, is now on that list.

You have to ask yourself why these people would refuse the jab.

The conspiracy theorists are having an absolute field day.

Show me the evidence why Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, is using coronavirus as a cover to inject us all with microchips?

Why would he do that?

He’s rich enough already and trying to spend his money on good causes.

Bill Gates did not say the vaccine could kill more than the virus, but because a tweet was retweeted around America, half-wits believe it’s true without checking the facts.

If you really think this whole pandemic is a lie, if you write such stuff on bus shelters on the main Fareham to Gosport road, ask yourself this question.

Why?

Why would virtually every single government in the world almost bankrupt itself if this was a cover-up?

Why would every world leader apart from Donald Trump take it seriously?

Do you take Donald Trump seriously?

I’ll be ignoring former son of god David Icke and getting the vaccination.

If I go on to grow two heads, I’ll have to admit he was right all along.

Don’t mind the lovely, new bike that cost £250 then…

I’m sure every parent will know, but save your money on expensive birthday or Christmas presents on young kids!

Holly was five on Monday and excitedly woke to a kitchen table full of presents, the lucky girl.

Sarah sent me a video of her saying thank you to me for her gifts.

It was so funny I had to play it out on the radio.

‘What did you get?’ my wife asked. ‘Twisty pets,’ said Holly. ‘And?’ said mummy. ‘A Barbie doll,’ said Holly.

‘And…..,’ said mummy and so it went on. Chalk crayons, Frozen II figures, a unicorn nightie were all mentioned.

‘And what’s in the corner?’ asked mummy. ‘Oh, a new bike,’ said Holly.

Well, that’s a waste of £250!

If you have not listened to Mouldy Old Dough, please do

A brilliant story from a listener this week, who sent through his ‘guilty pleasure’ track for a feature I do each morning at 8.35am on the breakfast show.

It was 1972 and he and his sister had applied to be in the audience of Top of the Pops. They eventually got tickets.

Excitedly, they headed for London in the knowledge that David Bowie was set to appear. He was at his ‘Ziggy Stardust’ height of fame at the time.

Sadly, they got put at the back and the only act they got to see was a mother playing her piano and her son singing very badly.

His guilty pleasure and the only song he saw was Mouldy Old Dough by Lieutenant Pigeon.

Go on, Google it!