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Apparently the average couple argue 312 times per year.

One of the most popular arguments is about men leaving stubble in the bathroom sink – something I do on a regular basis. Oops!

Once a week I clean out my electric shaver and shake all the whiskers out into the sink.

If I remember, I turn on the tap and flush my stubble away, but most of the time I forget and my wife gets very angry.

She’s not perfect though, as she normally manages to annoy me a couple of times a week.

For example, I don’t understand why whenever I use her car its low fuel warning light is on.

I have told her so many times that it’s bad for the engine!