Apparently the average couple argue 312 times per year.
One of the most popular arguments is about men leaving stubble in the bathroom sink – something I do on a regular basis. Oops!
Once a week I clean out my electric shaver and shake all the whiskers out into the sink.
If I remember, I turn on the tap and flush my stubble away, but most of the time I forget and my wife gets very angry.
She’s not perfect though, as she normally manages to annoy me a couple of times a week.
For example, I don’t understand why whenever I use her car its low fuel warning light is on.
I have told her so many times that it’s bad for the engine!