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Undoing a girl’s bra in the throes of passion can be embarrassingly tricky for many men and let’s face it, most guys fail at multi-tasking.

But now help is at hand. Most women have a smartphone, well now you can have a smartbra. Yes, really.

Japanese lingerie brand Ravijour has invented a bra that unhooks itself if the wearer is truly in love.

Apparently, when we are in the presence of Mr Right our heartbeat increases in a different way from other activities, like running for instance.

It’s a quirky if unnerving idea.

I’m counting the days to when some smart ass invents men’s pants that will alert me when he’s in the mood for l’amour... so I can feign a headache.