Martians can’t wait to watch funny videos of people’s cats

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Apparently there are plans for space to have its own internet. Entrepreneur Elon Musk hopes it will help the people of Mars get online.

The Martians are overjoyed, as they can’t wait to watch videos of people’s cats on YouTube and the DIY channels are going to be invaluable for the little green men when they try to repair the recently-found space probe Beagle 2.

The scheme may even help those areas around the world that have poor/no internet connection.

The people of Southwick are already breaking out the Dom Perignon – they only have to wait another 25 years for a decent signal!

Maintaining this will be fun – engineers blasting off into space just because someone unplugged the modem.