Melting musclemen was like a scene from The Snowman

She's got everything, so why is Melania always so miserable?

LESLEY KEATING: The woman who has it all, but looks as miserable as sin

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Glancing at the fake- tanned Adonis-like muscleman standing in front of me nibbling on a rice cake, I couldn’t resist saying ‘you’ve missed a bit’ as I served him his glass of water from behind the bar at Fareham’s Ferneham Hall.

I tried hard not to cast my eyes downwards at this semi-naked bodybuilder wearing only a minuscule sequin-encrusted posing pouch.

What a torture of a work shift.

It was quite something to see the theatre packed with musclemen and women for a bodybuilding contest.

As they came off stage, sweating under the hot lights, their tans began melting into a puddle.

It reminded me somewhat of a scene from that Christmas classic The Snowman.

I do love my job!