The differences between men and women can be summed up in our house by the use of soap in the kitchen.
After a recent refit and repaint, Sarah has added some lovely hand soap and creams. They are nice, with a distinctive ginger smell.
But can I use them after a trip to the downstairs toilet? No. I must use the cheap soap in there.
Plus I’m told that splashes of water make the new sink look messy.
Yet when I then told her how gutted I was to have scratched the alloys on my lovely new car, she couldn’t understand.
‘It’s only a car’ she said.
Next time I wash the car, maybe I should do it using the kitchen soap!A