What do you buy a friend who has everything? Pacing Commercial Road in Portsmouth, I was at a loss.
Then I remembered him saying recently ‘I wish I could find someone’.
He’s been single as long as I can remember and never seems to meet the right girl.
Eureka, I thought. I’ll sign him up to a popular internet dating website.
He’s never tried it before, but I think that was down to nerves and he just needs a gentle push in the right direction.
We have other friends who have met this way.
But sadly, in the only decent, recent picture of him I can find he is wearing just a fetching pair of Speedos on my stag do!