Playboy girl Crystal may end up stacking Walmart shelves

It’s important the parade continues – but safely

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Playboy chief Hugh Hefner has been dealt a rather large blow by an ex this week.

Former fiancée Crystal Harris, who walked out on Hef just days before their wedding, spoke out on an American radio show, claiming he couldn’t ‘assist’ her in the bedroom.

This is one of the world’s greatest Lotharios we’re talking about here.

Clearly Crystal has never had an ounce of media training.

Because if she had she’d know that, whilst she may get her 15 minutes of fame and a payout for blabbing, she’ll probably end up stacking shelves at Walmart. Unlike other ex-Playboy girls who have not kissed and told about their time with Hef.

Crystal, you should have kept it to yourself.