Please, do the decent thing and put us out of our misery

You might seen at A&E if you're a zombie from The Walking Dead...

CLIVE SMITH: More people in Portsmouth simply means even more problems

There's an old saying that if something looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, then in all probability it is likely to be a duck.

Can we please extend this impeccable piece of logic to embrace the presence of Adrian Chiles on our televisions screens?

This lamentably overrated presenter admits he cannot bear to watch himself on Daybreak and finds his presence on television 'repellent.'

As this is an opinion shared by vast swathes of the viewing public, can someone in authority please do the decent thing and put us all out of our misery – including Mr Chiles?