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Professional tennis is not known for its humour.

Quite the opposite, in fact, as tournaments in recent years have been dominated by grim-faced Eastern Europeans – who all look and sound the same – clumping the ball back and forth in bouts of metronomic tedium.

So it was a pleasant surprise when – in the middle of an exhibition match – Caroline Wozniacki stuffed towels down the back of her knickers and in the front of her shirt to impersonate the voluptuous Serena Williams.

‘Racist!’ shrieked the po-faced fanatics, conveniently ignoring the fact that Williams and Wozniacki are good friends.

The real racists are those who – by their complaints – immediately categorise all black women as having generous bottoms and bosoms.