So Simon Cowell has announced he will be absent when girlfriend Lauren Silverman gives birth to his first-born.
Apparently it’s all because he wants to escape the possibility he might pass out at the sight of a bit of blood and gore.
For goodness sake Simon, you need to man up!
What a wimp. Don’t you know you’re in danger of missing out on one of the greatest moments of your life?
Something that will unlock that pure unconditional love that’s inside of you (yes, even you).
It’s a special moment you’ll cherish forever. And what about supporting the mother of your child?
Come on Simon, I really hope you make a good father in the long run.