STEVE POWER: I'm waiting for the Gunkarama 423 XS

Do you ever get the feeling that the reason vacuum cleaners look so snazzy these days is just a ruse to make men more interested in using them?

Monday, 1st August 2016, 6:15 pm
Updated Thursday, 25th August 2016, 7:52 pm
Why couldnt he use that nice new snazzy vacuum cleaner I bought him for his birthday?

Think about it, modern vacuums have loads of futuristic looking attachments and you can see the parts moving inside, because they’re often made of clear tinted plastic. Also these days they are called things like ′Dyson′.

A Dyson sounds more like a brand of sports car than a brand of vacuum.

All we need now is for them to rename the washing-up sponge ′The Gunkerama 423 XS′ and men will be doing the dishes every night!

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Stop hassling me about my mouthwash bottle swigging!

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Let’s go back to the old days when we had those metal tubes that were really hard to get the toothpaste out of!