Isn’t it wonderful that Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens?
Same music, same format, and oh so similar house. As much as I hate myself for dipping into it, I can’t help myself.
There’s something so addictive and reassuring about watching silly people saying and doing silly things. It’s the perfect antidote to a mind-boggling day.
That said, I’m not so sure about presenter Brian Dowling, who has taken over from the lovely Davina McCall.
Ever since his first live show, which had him presenting with only one button on his suit jacket done up, thus exposing an odd section of shirted midriff, I spend most of my Big Brother experience wondering what piece of his body will be revealed next.