There are rules about being economical with the truth

Ewan McGregor  as Renton in Trainspotting - the gender neutral toilets Zella has visited are almost as grubby

ZELLA COMPTON: Men – just aim it in the right direction and we’ll all be happy!

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What an idiot Lily Allen’s husband is for calling his wife, who is seven months’ pregnant, the ‘fat controller’.

Yes, I do have a sense of humour and if you listen to Lily’s music you’ll know she certainly does too.

But after what she went through losing her last baby at six months, you’d have thought he’d have put his brain into gear before opening his mouth.

As men, we know the rules when it comes to truth and being economical with it.

When Lily asks if her bum looks big, does he reply ‘yes, like Jupiter and Saturn colliding’? Maybe he’s not planning on any having more children – if he carries on like this, Lily might remove his ability to do so!