Did you hear the big sigh of relief?
Famous men with dubious morals have just spent their first weekend knowing that their grubby bed-hopping habits won’t be splashed across the pages of the News of the World.
Now the grand-daddy of the tabloids isn’t here, strumpets will have to go elsewhere to make a living out of having sex with someone well-known, and then telling everyone else about it.
While the NOTW has banged on about its record for fighting crime and putting wrong ’uns away, it’s the more salacious stuff it will really be remembered for.
But the kiss-and-tell generation has surely come to an end now.
And it’s not just the celebrities who should be pleased about that.