Apparently the UN has suggested that we all need to be eating more insects.
Crickets can, seemingly, provide much the same protein as eating beef.
I didn’t quite get to the part which set out the quantities of crickets needed to equal a cow because, frankly, I was already baulking at the whole idea.
But the UN reckons that not only should we be noshing down on a delicious plate of caterpillars, we should also be getting busy farming them as well.
I don’t actually eat the insects of the sea – lobsters and crabs and the like.
So there is pretty much no way that I will ever be tucking into those of the land or sky.
Well, not when steak’s on the menu anyway.