The World Naked Bike Ride is happening this weekend and Portsmouth will be stripping off…well a few will.
Eighty intrepid souls will be cruising the streets of Southsea, celebrating the human body, drawing attention to cyclist vulnerability and the over-usage of fossil fuels.
They’re trying to attract the eyes of the media to get their message across and it’s a smart way of doing it.
Most TV stations, newspapers and magazines will carry censored images of pendulous folk, jiggling along.
There’s even a troop of French riders heading this way.
The cyclists will stop off at The Hard for ice creams. But as they’re naked, where will they keep their cash?