The sun coming out has left me puzzled about something. I’ve seen lots of skinny men and uber fat men, but not many medium-sized guys. Where have they gone?
And what is it about skinny men that leads them to tuck their shirts into their shorts and adopt a peacock strut while turning a bright shade of red?
Meanwhile those of larger proportions, with bellies that could shade a family of seven, are darkest, deepest brown.
There must be a correlation between weight gained and colour turned that only exists for men.
If someone could bottle that browning X factor and dish it out to the medium guys, they could finally emerge from hiding and take their place on the beach with pride.