Think of the deals to be done if they do get back together

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Oh, for Pete’s sake! Peter Andre has officially announced that he has split up with his first publicised girlfriend since he and Katie Price went their separate ways.

Pete had been seeing the former WAG Elen Rives, footballer Frank Lampard’s ex, for some time. But now he’s come out and declared it’s all over.

Could it be a coincidence that his ex-wife has recently dumped her hubby of less than one year, Alex Reid?

Have we all been pawns in their cunning masterplan to take over the world of showbiz?

Just humour me for a second. Imagine if they did get back together. Think of all the magazine and TV deals to be done.

Lucrative is an understatement!