Is Dragons’ Den still on? I only ask because I’ve had one of those Eureka moments, a flash of inspiration that could make my fortune.
Let me explain. It was my youngest son’s birthday last week and his auntie got him a miniature Lego set to build. Inside the box was a police vehicle, a police officer and a police dog, plus somebody that appeared to be trying to steal money from what looked like a tiny cash machine.
All very different from the Lego of my youth. But it got me thinking. If I just added the figure of a teenager in a hoodie, a model of a flatscreen TV looted from Curry’s and some little rocks for him to throw, I’d have a Lego London Riot set.
D’you think Duncan Bannatyne would be in or out?