The Fifty Shades of Grey film trailer came out last week.
I was all prepared to slate it and then realised that all the media outlets I follow online were already doing that.
So instead I sat down with an open mind and watched the trailer.
I so desperately wanted Ian Somerhalder (the most beautiful man on the planet from the Vampire Diaries) to be in it.
But alas, the producers hadn’t snuck him in at the last minute.
It must be a difficult challenge to bring pornography to the masses – especially the female masses.
But the trailer gave me no idea quite what to expect from the film itself.
So I guess I’ll have to go and see the whole thing when it comes out. Shame hey?