Voting to lock all the doors would be £1.50 well spent

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I see Celebrity Big Brother is back on the telly.

I’m wondering if I should call Ofcom and complain about the use of the word ‘celebrity’.

It looks like that fame-hungry newspaper columnist (not me) Katie Hopkins has signed up.

I suppose this over-opinionated toff will make good viewing.

I wonder if she’ll be the second CBB contestant to be accused of bullying?

Can the ridiculous Russell Brand be thrown into the CBB house too?

I’d also like to ask Channel 5 if we can vote to have the power cut off and the doors locked for eight weeks to give us all some peace and quiet.

I think that would be £1.50 very well spent!