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Aerosmith rocker Steven Tyler is offering up the chance to be his date at Sir Elton John’s upcoming Oscars party in Hollywood. The highest bidder of the Charity Buzz auction will dine with the rocker at his table at the glitzy bash next weekend. Just make sure if you win, that Tyler settles the drinks bill at the end of the evening!

Brian Wilson, Billy Joel and B.B. King are hitting the studio to record Sir Paul McCartney’s greatest hits for a new tribute album. The as-yet-untitled collection will be released to coincide with the pop legend’s 70th birthday in June, and a behind-the-scenes documentary is also being filmed during studio sessions. I wonder who will draw the short straw and end up with the Frog Chorus! Meanwhile, Sir Paul has signed a deal allowing his music to feature in the TV series Mad Men, which could open the door for a possible cameo appearance.

Ex-judge Nicole Scherzinger has said that she has no regrets about leaving The X Factor USA. She’s still searching for her level. Steve Jones has found his. He’s calling the Bingo numbers at the Aberystwyth Mecca tonight.

Patrick Kielty and Cat Deeley have been spotted on holiday together fuelling rumours they’re an item. I truly hope it’s that and not that somebody’s planning to bring back Fame Academy.

Lady Gaga is launching her own social networking website. The site, called littlemonsters.com, is still under construction but the webpage is inviting fans to register their email address. This is great, because it’s so hard to get news and information about Lady Gaga!

Lady Gaga has also revealed herself to be a fan of the new-look red coat Butlins uniform. Oh, someone please make a film version of Hi-de-Hi with Gaga as Peggy.

Pulp are to be rewarded for their outstanding contribution to music at the NME Awards. Though Jarvis has moved up in the world since the old days. For him, Common People now are those who don’t have a holiday home in the Dordogne!

Jedward have announced the title of their 2012 Eurovision entry. It’s called What’s Your Number?. If they sing those words to you, obviously feel free to listen. If they say those words to you: Run away as fast as you can!