What did I buy my wife Sarah for Christmas? Two new tyres

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I took the unprecedented step of telling my radio listeners what I’ve bought my wife Sarah for Christmas. I even told them it cost me £300.

So what did I buy her? Two new tyres. Driving towards Lee-on-the-Solent, Sarah hit a traffic island whilst checking on our son, Freddie.

Both offside tyres were punctured by the impact.

A rescue call was made and by the time the sun had set, she was on her way thanks to Paul the AA man.

I was just glad she and Freddie were okay. But unfortunately for her, her husband is a radio presenter and newspaper columnist. I wonder how she’ll finally get her revenge?

Best sleep with one eye open!