When the sun does come out, people are going to melt

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So this is what it’s like to live in an ice age.

The way things are going right now, we could see woolly mammoths roaming the South Downs before long.

I’m pretty sure I also saw some penguins tombstoning off South Parade Pier the other day.

They say the ice caps are melting and the polar bears haven’t got anywhere to live.

Well I reckon that they’d feel right at home in Blighty at the minute.

I saw an ice-cream van drive down my road today. You had to admire the seller’s optimism – one kid was licking a 99 just to help him to warm up!

But hey. At least overcrowding in this country isn’t going to be an issue for long.

When the sun finally makes an appearance, people are going to start melting.