Why do I keep volunteering to put myself through pain?

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After my recent bootcamp experience, I’ve been trying to keep my fitness regime up.

So far I’ve been quite successful, doing morning exercise sessions down at Castle Field.

But it has been three weeks since I left those classes and, in fear of slipping back into my old ways, I’ve enlisted the help of another bootcamp – this time it’s British Military Fitness.

I’m starting to think there’s a pattern here. I just keep volunteering myself for punishment.

I wasn’t entirely truthful when they asked whether I’d done anything like this before. I opted for the lower level group and pleaded innocence the whole way through – let’s hope I don’t get busted or it will be press-ups for me all next week.