Why is skinny Kate worrying about keeping her figure?

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So Kate Middleton’s joined a gym to keep her figure for the royal wedding in April.

Wow. What sort of problem is she expecting?

She’s absolutely tiny and I hate to think what she’s imagining can happen to her in the period between now and then.

It’d have to be a pretty severe cake incident to make much difference to her skinny frame – and I guess no one’s told her that planning a wedding’s one of the most stressful things that you can do in life.

And that, as most women already know, stress = weight loss (which is why we are all drama queens in an attempt to sneak off a few calories).

Wouldn’t it be ace though if Kate decided to be like the rest of us and stuff her face from the wedding onwards?