Why wouldn’t my coat zip up? Because it wasn’t my coat!

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In preparation for New York and the upcoming festivities, I had a bit of a body makeover.

It started with my best friend Denise doing my nails (festive glittery red with ring fingers in green – honestly, it looks good).

Then I went and had my eyelashes done and my hair cut, coloured and then expertly curled.

As I went to leave the salon and retrieved my coat, I started walking up the road and couldn’t quite do up the zip.

I was thinking ‘I haven’t even had lunch yet, why won’t it do up?’.

Then I realised what had happened – I had gone and picked up another lady’s coat instead of mine.

When I returned to swop it back, the receptionist just couldn’t contain her laughter!