World Cup winnings will be spent buying German lager

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What a result in the World Cup. Congratulations to Germany, who were undoubtedly the best team.

They thrashed Brazil, the host nation, and made them cry while England just thrashed about like fish out of water with their sorry performance.

If you want to win a match then you have to keep hold of the ball. Sadly the England team, unlike the Germans, haven’t quite figured how to achieve that yet.

I was rooting for Germany from the get-go as I had drawn the team in the Ferneham Hall sweepstake.

This caused me to spend numerous hours on the sofa cheering them on with a lager or three – German of course.

I’ll spend my winnings wisely though – restocking my fridge.