A pub drinker made a right fool of himself when ‘playing it cool’ by falling backwards - into a fountain.
Hapless Bernie Mahony, 40, was captured on CCTV plunging into the water while chatting to two girls - just like Derek Trotter.
The footage shows Bernie with a cigarette in hand in the outdoor smoking area of the boozer. But as he steps backwards he clips the edge of the fountain and topples into the water.
The girls giggle at his smooth moves and his friend races to his aid, pulling him out and leaving him to drip dry.