Steki Taverna, Southsea | Takeaway Review
In the before, Saturday nights started with a pornstar martini and ended slightly worse for wear, perched on a pavement, kebab in hand. Ah, bliss...
But now dear reader, Saturdays start with a pornstar martini in a tin from my essential weekly shop and end with a Netflix binge in the same spot on the sofa that began my weekend – not a pavement or kebab in sight.
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Hide AdNow, the pavement I can do without (think of the Covid germs) but the kebab I can still get my hands on.
Steki Taverna on Osborne Road is the answer to my lockdown dreams.
My partner and I usually like to share food so we can sample as much of the menu as possible but we have done quite enough sharing of the same square footage for months on end so we get a mix grill platter each.
It comes with chicken and pork souvlaki, loukaniko sausage and gyros pork with salad, pita bread and chips (£26.50 for two).
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Hide AdWe add a tzatziki dip – which as not-sober-me will tell you is a risk when you are balancing your meal on a wall at 3am, but at home with the aid of a coffee table, a tzatziki dip is just the ticket.
And the warm, soft pita bread accompanying the aforementioned dip is a perfect start to the meal.
The souvlakis are where I start in my navigation around the mixed platter and they do not disappoint. They too are dipped in the tzatziki and the spices mixed with the yoghurty goodness is divine.
My partner is also equally enamoured with the souvlaki. I can tell, because for once he isn’t talking.
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Hide AdThe loukaniko sausage is a winner for him also, but for me it is a bit too peppery and I gift him my Greek weiner.
For me the gyros pork harks back to the doner kebab but it seems a bit more upmarket, a boujee (deriving from the French ‘bourgeois’) doner kebab.
The main point is it tastes great – fatty, but in a good way – and skewered on a fork with a handful of chips feels like heaven, even if the meal does feel a bit pricey for a takeaway.
A dessert to end a night out is not usually my jam, having just downed the equivalent of 20 spoons of sugar in the form of cocktails, but the Greeks know how to do a sweet treat and as it is a night in – sans cocktails – we have added a slice of baklava to our order (£3.90).
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Hide AdIf you don’t know about baklava, it is sweet pastry soaked in butter and honey syrup and stuffed with chopped walnuts – need I say more? If I do, I have never met a baklava I haven’t loved and Steki’s is no exception.
The Saturday nights out I used to know may stay a (socially) distant memory for now but I know I can relive the good old days of eating kebabs on a pavement at 4am, on my sofa, at 7pm, thanks to Steki Taverna.
RATINGS
5 out 5 for food
3 out of 5 for value
TEL: (023) 9275 0200
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