Pubs in Portsmouth: 17 quirky pub names including the Sir Loin of Beef and Fighting Cocks - in Havant, Fareham, Waterlooville and Hayling Island

The Portsmouth area has a wealth of fantastic pubs, bars and restaurants – with some funny and creative names.

Sometimes, pub names can reveal something about local history – as is the case with the Havant Wetherspoons “The Parchment Makers”, which draws on the area’s industrial times. In other cases, they are purely for fun. Unusual or funny monikers are as much a celebrated part of the Great British pub as a well poured pint or a packet of pork scratchings.

From the Sir Loin of Beef to the Square Cow, we’ve put together a list of some of what we think are the best pub names in the area. The most memorably named drinking holes in and around the city, these public houses will leave you amused, baffled or intrigued with their wonderful word-play.

Here are 13 pubs with quirky names in and around Portsmouth: