Things not to say to Portsmouth residents

11 things you should NEVER say to someone from Portsmouth 

PORTSMOUTH residents are a pleasant bunch of folks but there are a few things that really get us worked up. 

Here are 11 things you should never say to someone from Pompey. And be warned plenty of references to that city up the road. You know the one we mean. 

Well it isn't on Portsea Island is it?

1. Cosham is in Portsmouth'

Well it isn't on Portsea Island is it?
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Not to cause any fights, but come on we all know Pompey is paradise.

2. This place makes Gosport look like paradise

Not to cause any fights, but come on we all know Pompey is paradise.
Shaun Roster
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Plymouth is hundreds of miles away. It is not a derby. Stop trying to make this happen.

3. Excited for the Dockyard Derby?

Plymouth is hundreds of miles away. It is not a derby. Stop trying to make this happen.
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Seriously our beaches are far nicer than Southampton's. Just look at this picture from the Hot Walls.

4. This beach is just like Southampton's

Seriously our beaches are far nicer than Southampton's. Just look at this picture from the Hot Walls.
Sarah Standing
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