Things not to say to Portsmouth residents

11 things you should never say to someone from Portsmouth

PORTSMOUTH residents are a pleasant bunch of folks but there are a few things that really get us worked up. 

Here are 11 things you should never say to someone from Pompey. And be warned plenty of references to that city up the road. You know the one we mean. 

Don't encourage them...

1. The pyjamas you wear to go shopping in are so fabulous

Don't encourage them...
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Seriously our beaches are far nicer than Southampton's. Just look at this picture from the Hot Walls.

2. This beach is just like Southampton's

Seriously our beaches are far nicer than Southampton's. Just look at this picture from the Hot Walls.
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What kind of monster would mention scummers!

3. Did you watch the Saints game?

What kind of monster would mention scummers!
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Well it isn't on Portsea Island is it?

4. Cosham is in Portsmouth'

Well it isn't on Portsea Island is it?
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