You still have a few days left to ensure you’re not disappointing anyone and letting the team down by picking up - dare I say it - a Christmas jumper… also known as an “ugly jumper.”
If there is any time of the year where it is acceptable to wear a jumper in an “ironic” fashion, then Christmas would be one of them - but we’ve got you covered if you really can’t stand baubles and red noses on your torso.
From keeping warm in front of the festive “feuer” in a Rammstein knitted jumper, through to Pink Floyd asking if you wished you were where you’re spending Christmas this year, we’ve scoured EMP to find 13 music themed “ugly” jumpers that can still pass if you end up going to the club later that day.
But don’t leave it too late - you only have a matter of days to make your order. You have been warned - or offered a perfect “get out” excuse.

13. The Rolling Stones
Rock around the Christmas tree with the Rolling Stones’ iconic Sticky Fingers design, featuring the legendary tongue logo that’s been synonymous with the band’s rebellious spirit for decades. First introduced in 1971 as part of their album Sticky Fingers, the famous logo—often seen as a symbol of rock 'n' roll's raw energy and irreverence—makes the perfect festive twist. | EMP